with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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