just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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