Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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