I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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