I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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