And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
time to smoke my breakfast
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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