you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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