How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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