Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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