They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
well you can't waste a boner
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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