I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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