is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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