Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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