he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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