If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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