"it" just moved
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Randomize
