who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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