.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
