Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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