I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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