I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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