i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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