I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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