my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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