Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
