I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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