I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
