So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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