I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Randomize