Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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