i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Do vagina's smell?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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