It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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