Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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