I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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