All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I can text with my tongue
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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