Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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