I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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