I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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