I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
