So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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