and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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