Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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