i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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