Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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