She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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