Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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