he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I think i got beer on your cat.
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