you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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