what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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