when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
how drunk are you?
Several
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
