Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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