I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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