When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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